Bad Kitty Rich

LISTEN UP "Lmao"! YOUR WITLESS WORDS SUCH AS "your the old version of Fat Albert" IS 100% UNADULTERATED FUCKING NONSENSE! IT IS "You're" FOR ONE THING. IF YOU CAN'T BRING THE CAKE, DON'T BRING A CRACKED PLATE TO SERVE IT ON, YOU STUPID FUCK! I GET PAID TO PEE ON WOMEN! PEE AND FUCK THEM TOO! YOU COULDN'T PICK UP A PIECE OF ASS AT A DONKEY AUCTION, JERKOFF! AT LEAST YOU'RE BETTER THAN BOB SAGET AND GOOD FOR A LAUGH OR TWO! -Albert

BOW TO ME, LOSERS! I AM ALBERT, THE OLD GUY. I LAUGH AT YOUR PATHETIC COMMENTS LIKE "get a new pair of glasses". HEY BIGGUY, LISTEN UP! WHEN YOU GET TO PISS AND FUCK WOMEN LIKE I DO, AND GET PAID (!!!) FOR IT, YES, PAID! P-A-I-D FOR IT, I DON'T NEED TO BUY GLASSES, BUT YOU BETTER YOU FAT FUCK FOR HOW MUCH YOU SPANK YOUR DICK TO WATCHING ME FUCK, YOU FAT FUCK! FAT ASS FUCK! I AM ALBERT! -Albert

I AM THE MAN IN THE VIDEO! GAZE UPON MY COUNTENANCE! YOU LOSERS! ALL YOU GET TO DO IS FUCKING WATCH AS I FUCK AND PISS ALL OVER WOMEN! I GET PAID! YOU HEAR ME? I GET FUCKIN' PAID TO PISS ON AND FUCK HOT TIGHT YOUNG PUSSY WHILE ALL YOU SONS OF BITCHES DO IS GROVEL AT MY FEET FOR THE PUDDLES OF CUM I LEAVE BEHIND! -Albert

Does this guy drink a gallon of water before he gets down to fuckin'

i want 5 guys to pee on me

Or whatever your fucking name is, shut the fuck up bitch. Let the guy do what he wants! He probably makes 100 times what you see in a year!

Fucking wonderful girl.

I didnt know David Cross from scary movie did porn on the side.

Hope that was worth a bonu$. Thx Mr. A.

No I'm actually 21 , if u wanna fight me come to New York ... I ment what I said , ur nasty , peeing is for toilets , u need to learn u don't pee on girls -Mackensi