What would you do with this dick?

If I had that dick I would savagely bruise my wife’s asshole cervix intestines stomach kidneys liver, shit you may even poke at their lungs and heart from time to time idk…but I would every time she pissed me off!! Id fuck her like I hated her. And when she pissed me off and kicks me out Id go fuck all her sister in laws because fuck her and her brothers. Todos son maricones!! Oh I almost forgot I’d also make that bitch throw up on the regular…it would be like slapping her when she pissed me off